I apparently need emergency pants (i.e., spare pants in case of coffee spills, etc.).
My day in a nutshell:
So I go to lunch with two co-workers. We drive in one of their cars, a Jeep Commander. I sit in the back where his kids sit.. Anyway, we go to the place, we eat, and then leave and go back to work. About two hours later I go to the restroom. On the way out I notice that I have some food smeared all over my ass from sitting in my co-workers car! I wipe it off, but it leaves a nice greasy stain on my ass, making it look like I had some sort of bathroom accident.. I think I want go home, hahaha.